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« on: June 07, 2008, 11:48:19 pm »

Entertain your self and others here!
Post your funny stories for the others and read others' posts to entertain your self...
POST ALL YOUR COMMENTS HERE...LOL
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2008, 12:16:16 am »

Odd Animal Laws

- French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th.

- Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow joint custody of a family pet when a couple divorces - the animal is legally awarded to whoever happens to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation.

- Dogs in Foxpoint, Wisconsin, may not bark profusely, snarl, or make any menacing gestures.

- In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

- It is illegal to ride a mule down Lang, Kansas' Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.

- Over in Berea, Kentucky and also in Willamantic, Connecticut, horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a "bright" red taillight securely attached to its rump.

- Horses may not wear cowbells inside the city limits of Tahoe City, California.

- In Washington, though, every cow wandering the streets of Seattle must be wearing a cowbell.

- In Burns, Oregon, horses are allowed in the town's taverns, if an admission fee is paid before they enter.

- You can't blow your nose in public places in Leahy, Washington, because it might scare a horse and cause it to panic.

- In Wanassa, New Jersey, a dog is breaking the law if it is heard to be "ing."
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2008, 01:23:40 am »

ANIMAL FACTS

> A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

> A snail can sleep for three years.

> A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

> Horses can't vomit.

> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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> TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
   using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

> It's physically impossible for you to lick your
   elbow.

> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If
   you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a
   blood vessel in your head or neck and die.  If you
   keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

> The 'sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick' is said
   to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

> If Barbie were life-size, she would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

> Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick
   their elbow.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2008, 03:19:18 am »

^darn...that was funny..haha
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2008, 08:29:59 am »

haha you're right that was funny! ^_^
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2008, 10:39:11 pm »

wahahaha...so funny!!!
LOL
hahaha...
i want another one...
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 12:48:43 pm »

>No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'

>a lizard in Madagascar has a third eye on top of its head.

>Wearing yellow underwear in Peru on new year's day is good luck.

>a sheep, duck and a rooster were the first passengers to ride the hot-air balloon.

i got these things from my friend...she gave me these funny infos...lol
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2008, 03:42:25 am »

hahaha...LOL
they were funny!
hahaha!
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 05:06:14 am »

All About You

♥ The symbol of used to be the LIVER, not the heart!
♥ After spending hours working in front of a computer monitor, a piece of white paper will probably
   appear pink.
♥ URINE was once used to wash hair - to get rid of lice!
♥ Your pupils dilate when you see someone you LOVE. They also do that when you see someone you hate.
♥ Researchers have found that mosquitoes are attracted to people who've just eaten bananas.

It's all About Food!

♥ Paper can be made from asparagus.
♥ Popcorn was banned from most movie theaters in the 1920s cause it was considered noisy.
♥ Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.
♥ In ancient times, Eqyptians worshipped Onions!
♥ Ice Cream contains a seaweed known as carrageenan or Irish moss.
♥ The world's most expensive coffee comes from monkey poop.
♥ The first soft drink can was introduced by RC Cola in 1964.
♥ In Gainesville, Georgia, its against the law to eat chicken with a fork!
♥ Mint is good for repelling mice.
 
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 11:43:18 pm »

omg!
i didnt know that!!
interesting...and funny!!

did u know that Santas used to wear purple and not red?
the Coca Cola company changed the color of Santa costume to red!
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2008, 03:16:40 am »

did u know that Santas used to wear purple and not red?
the Coca Cola company changed the color of Santa costume to red!

ohmigosh! i didn't know that! good thing they changed Santa's costume to red. Santa must be really awful to look at if he wore purple!
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2008, 05:46:03 am »

All About You

♥ The symbol of used to be the LIVER, not the heart!
♥ After spending hours working in front of a computer monitor, a piece of white paper will probably
   appear pink.
♥ URINE was once used to wash hair - to get rid of lice!
♥ Your pupils dilate when you see someone you LOVE. They also do that when you see someone you hate.
♥ Researchers have found that mosquitoes are attracted to people who've just eaten bananas.

It's all About Food!

♥ Paper can be made from asparagus.
♥ Popcorn was banned from most movie theaters in the 1920s cause it was considered noisy.
♥ Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.
♥ In ancient times, Eqyptians worshipped Onions!
♥ Ice Cream contains a seaweed known as carrageenan or Irish moss.
♥ The world's most expensive coffee comes from monkey poop.
♥ The first soft drink can was introduced by RC Cola in 1964.
♥ In Gainesville, Georgia, its against the law to eat chicken with a fork!
♥ Mint is good for repelling mice.
 

omg, it didnt know that!
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2008, 02:06:57 am »

hahaha...
those were REALLY interesting!
and yet, funny!
hahahaha
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